New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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