they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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