oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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