So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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