her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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