We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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