Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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