Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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