So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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