WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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