So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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