So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
