I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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