i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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