is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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