I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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