I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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