Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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