If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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