nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We are all done wearing pants today
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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