I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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