i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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