He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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