Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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