I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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