Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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