the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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