In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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