She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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