NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Randomize
