is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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