I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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