we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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