Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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