No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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