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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.

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  Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.

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• (347): View more from New York

  we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..

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  how did he take it?

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  not as well as i would have thought

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Han Solo would be ashamed of me.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.

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• (559): View more from California

  Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.

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