just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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