How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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