can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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