Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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