Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So much Jack, so little girl.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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