I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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