How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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