Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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