Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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