Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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