You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The air taste purple.
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