On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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