youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
FUCK WHALES
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
