i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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