Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
