He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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