yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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