Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize