we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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