belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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