do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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